PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) hats Features & Benefits
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Features & Benefits
Turn any NATHAN belt into a race belt with these nifty race number attachments
floral encrusted shades and step up to the line with the confidence of a Bogart
excellent energy return
Everybody on staff knows you like to get high
PROFESSOR 00G (PHG'S) hats Features & BenefitsFOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they're not fast lovers. They're very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO "REAL"