COLOSSAL SQUID CONFESSIONS (BFGs) Color:COLOSSAL SQUID CONFESSIONS We're guessing your grandparents will

We're guessing your grandparents will have a salute for you: two wrinkled middle fingers

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COLOSSAL SQUID CONFESSIONS (BFGs) Color:COLOSSAL SQUID CONFESSIONS We're guessing your grandparents willMost embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also