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They told us we might burn in health for making this low-calorie doormat
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Killer Cola
Give your little hells angel the illusion of the freedom that they’ll probably never know
But these killer cans of soda-style sparkling will attack your tastebuds with soda-level flavor and only 1/10th of the sugar
Reusable Slaughter Bottle (32oz) Cat_Seasonal-Halloween They told us we mightIntroducing our most exciting advancement in thirst slaughtering yet: The Slaughter Bottle. Originally it was just a Liquid Death can with a dream of dismembering thirsts repeatedly until the earth gets sucked into the sun. It trained. It bulked up. It underwent dangerous experimental procedures at the hands of our least ethical scientists. Now, this towering, hulking drinking vessel is armed with a lid allowing for eternal reusability and brutally
