I like Them Real Thick & Sprucey Socks bacon like a pug with an

like a pug with an attitude problem

You other hunters can’t deny these socks slap harder than a rifle recoil

their mediumest

and built for strutting into the room like you own the place (pickle jar in hand optional)

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I like Them Real Thick & Sprucey Socks bacon like a pug with anThese are for anyone who loves their trees like they love their humor bold, a little cheeky, and definitely not artificial. These forest green socks feature kelly green toes and heels, cuff stripes in green and white, and a festive pattern that shifts from stars to checks to snowflakes. Down the side, a row of evergreens sets the scene while the text spells it out: I Like Them Real Thick & Sprucey. Made from 70% cotton, 28% polyester, and 2% elastic,