Instant Death Sweatshirt Size:XL The ruthless

The ruthless

Kegs are expected to ship mid-April

It’s the official hoodie of a sport so dangerous no one even knows what kind of sport it is because everyone involved always dies

These pints hold 16 oz of plasma

So don’t snooze on this one-of-a-kind opportunity to make millions today

Instant Death Sweatshirt Size:XL The ruthlessMost people think you wear black to an execution. But black actually shows sadness and therefore respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Green is a more celebratory color. It lets your thirst know you arent just there to watch it die but to party on its grave afterwards. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.