Please Take A Number I'll Piss You Off Shortly Tee For Her If your idea of costume

If your idea of costume prep is swapping pumpkin spice for extra sarcasm

and finding the perfect excuse for a glass (or two)

bringing ghost-level shade to the school run

and totally yourself

hosting wine-and-whine Zoom calls

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