It's Not Hoarding If It's Halloween Decorations Tee funny wife The Halloween or true crime

The Halloween or true crime adjacent gift with a surreal twist

Unbothered

and absolutely in charge of your style

The world is wide and the someone is real and the mug says it first thing

Whether you’re effortlessly dodging awkward chit-chat or just serving up major mood in your coffee run

It's Not Hoarding If It's Halloween Decorations Tee funny wife The Halloween or true crimeDress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the Halloween party. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! Peachy Sunday exclusive 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH WIDTH CHEST S (inches) 28 18 34 37 M