Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology From The Condom Factory Tee Color:Black Heather and enjoy the bliss

and enjoy the bliss

Imagine strutting into brunch

Imagine an instant mood boost every time you slip it on—plus

Pair this sweatshirt with your favorite jeans or leggings for a look that's casually witty

it's a declaration of financial and personal autonomy

Your Birth Certificate Is An Apology From The Condom Factory Tee Color:Black Heather and enjoy the blissYour birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. Not for every occasion. Perfect for the ones that need a warning label. Who its for: Roast masters, sibling energy, and gift givers who already know the recipient can take a joke. Soft everyday cotton feel fabric Flattering relaxed fit Sizes S3XL Wash cold inside out Wear it for: girls nights, costume adjacent humor, and were that friend group hangouts. Not a board meeting shirt. Youve been