The Death Dispenser Color:Blue/Green * 90% LESS SUGAR (LIQUID

* 90% LESS SUGAR (LIQUID DEATH HAS 2G SUGAR) THAN THE LEADING NON-DIET SODA (39G-46G SUGAR) PER 12OZ LISTED IN CIRCANA TOTAL US MULO+ W/ CONVENIENCE

Do your loved ones a favor and just hang the Deathtrap up on your wall and keep it safely as a conversation piece

Leave them not on the floor of Chut’s basement where they’ll only be a hazard to Chut’s mom while she cleans up after your band practice

Infinitely Recyclable Cans

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The Death Dispenser Color:Blue/Green * 90% LESS SUGAR (LIQUIDYes. You can actually own a real Liquid Death vending machine. Each Death Dispenser is custom built and holds up to 680 12oz cans of stone cold Liquid Death. Delivery takes up to 12 weeks. With this one of a kind vending machine in your home, you don't even need a personality to be loved by others.